Saturday, October 31, 2009

Today is Halloween Day..
Happy Halloween people..
what is Halloween is exactly..
let's find out..
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Halloween is a day where long time ago..
people want to cast the ghost and goblin away..
the reason they wear ghost custom is to look like the ghost so that the ghost would ran away..
(as if)..
but i experience halloween..
about 3 times..
the best time of my childhood time..
can you imagine...
candy..
sweet..
one whole black plastic bag and it took me 3 month to finish it..
perhggggg....
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i celebrate it coz of the fun..
not coz of the reason the halloween is created...
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happy halloween you all....
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Sayang...

How do exactly discribe love...
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any idea keng kawan..
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for me love is like the wind..
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you can't touch it.
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you can't see it..
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but you can feel it.
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ape pendapatan korang semua...

Friday, October 30, 2009

Kerja Baru..Rumah Baru..Ape lagi Baru..

Seperti tajuk di atas...
Kerja Baru...
Rumah Baru...
Apa Lagi Baru...
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here's a clue..
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wane hijau..
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4 mata..
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agak..agak..aper yer..
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the Big A..
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till the next entry k..
nak tahu kene tunggu...

Spekulasi..

Erk...
bukan akak ipar aku jer ader spekulasi...
aku pun ader gak..
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tapi tak sampai tahap nak buat testerla..
officially not pregnent on Saturday..
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ekekke..
lom ready la for Batrisya nak ader adik..
karang sian dier tk cukup kasih sayang...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Rumah baru...

ANNOUNCEMENT...
ANNOUNCEMENT....
saya telah mendapat rumah baru...
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di Presint 17..
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.wah...kak lin ader tempat baru nak lepak la ni..
ekekekeke...
here's a sneak peak yer...
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Ruang tamu punyer pemandangan...
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ni master bedroom....

hehehe...

ok tak...

nk tengok lagi nantila yer...

until next entry..

Emotion ...oh...Emotion...


ni nak habaq skit pasai anak kita ni...
dah pandai ber emosi...
klu ayah dier kuar pintu nk gi kerja...
peh..
bukan main melalak nak itot...
aku plak tukang pujuk...
klu tengok je aku bersiap...
hmmm..
tak senang meniarap dier...
rase nk turun dari katil jer...
makan makin kuat...
so alhamdunillah...
anak ku...
membesarla dengan penuh kecemerlangan yer...
mama sayang batrisya..
p/s: ni kat mana ni...lantai lain jer...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hantu Botol..

Citernyer bermula pada pagi Sabtu..
Huby ku ngadu kaki dier sakit...
so aku layankan sakit dier...
esok tue sakit lagi...
sian dier...
so aku decide nk bawa dier ke Reborn Reflexology..
kat alamanda daaaa.
so my hubby was massage by this lady..
yes...you heard me...
LADY..
jangan risau...
i ader tau time tue...
so takde sesi cheating going on...ekekeke..
anyway..
lady tue suggest my hubby buat bekam angin..
sebab muscle dier semua ache..
keras..
dan inilah pada permulaan nya...
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and hasil nya....adalah...
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penangan urutan lady tue...

hubby ku mc keesokkan ari nyer...

akibat muscle ache..

satu badan...

sian dier..

tapi lepas tue nampak dier okla...

sedap skit badan..

k...

till the next n3..

Friday, October 16, 2009

Kesian Si Bijaksana

Salam semua..
huhuhu...
biler tengok topik...sedih jer..
mesti semua dok pikir sape si bijak sana tue..
saper lagi kalau bukan si Batrisya..
meragam ari ni..
pengalaman 1st seh....
bawak gi klinik pakar...
doc kater kelenjar dier bengkak..
dier akceli selseme...
dah turun kat tekak..
so bengkakla...
sian dier (mama dier)...tak lena tido..
huwaaaa......

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Secret of Fruits and Good Eating Habit..

It's long but very informative

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat. ? What is the correct way of eating fruits? ?

IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. ? If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities. ? FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.

Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so. ? In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.... ?

So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet etc - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach.

The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat! ? Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach. ? There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter.

If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight. ? When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins. ? But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.

If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look! ?

KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange. ?

APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke. ?

STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals. ?

ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer. ?

WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher.. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium. ?

GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes. ?

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. ?

A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack . Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive...

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Mukjizat Bismillah...

KELEBIHAN-KELEBIHAN BISMILLAH

1. Yang pertama ditulis Qalam adalah BISMILLAH. Maka apabila kamu menulis sesuatu, maka tulislah BISMILLAH pada awalnya kerana BISMILLAH tertulis pada setiap wahyu yang Allah SWT turunkan kepada Malaikat Jibrail..

2. ' BISMILLAH untukmu dan umahmu, suruhlah mereka apabila memohon sesuatu dengan BISMILLAH. Aku tidak akan meninggalkannya sekejap mata pun sejak BISMILLAH diturunkan kepada Adam. '(Hadith Qudsi).


3. Tatkala BISMILLAH diturunkan ke dunia, maka semua awan berlari ke arah barat, angin terdiam, air laut bergelora, mendengarkan seluruh binatang dan terlempar semua syaitan.

4 . Demi Allah SWT dan keagunganNya, tidaklah BISMILLAH itu dibacakan pada orang sakit melainkan menjadi ubat untuknya dan tidaklah BISMILLAH dibacakan di atas sesuatu melainkan Allah SWT beri berkat ke atasnya.

5. Barangsiapa yang ingin hidup bahagia dan mati syahid, maka bacalah BISMILLAH setiap kali memulakan sesuatu perkara yang baik.

6. Jumlah huruf dalamBISMILLAH ada 19 huruf dan malaikat penjaga neraka ada 19 (QS. AL - Muddatsir: 30). Ibnu Mas'ud berkata: ' Sesiapa yang ingin Allah SWT selamatkan dari 19 malaikat neraka maka bacalah BISMILLAH 19 kali setiap hari. '

7. Tiap huruf BISMILLAHada JUNNAH (penjaga/khadam) hingga tiap huruf berkata, ' Siapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka kamilah kekuatannya dan kamilah kehebatannya. '

8 . Barangsiapa yang me mulia kan tulisan BISMILLAH nescaya Allah SWT akan mengangkat namanya di Syurga yang sangat tinggi dan diampunkan segala dosa kedua orang tuanya.

9 . Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka akan bertasbihlah segala gunung kepadanya.

10. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 21 kali ketika hendak tidur, maka akan terpelihara dari gangguan syaitan, kecurian dan kebakaran, maut mendadak dan bala.

11. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 50 kali di hadapan orang yang zalim, hinalah dan masuk ketakutan dalam hati si zalim serta naiklah keberanian dan kehebatan kepada si pembaca..




wallahualam..

Kenapa 10 : 10 pada setiap iklan jam??


Salam semua..abg Mazidul ader buat entry pasal kenapa iklan jam selalu tunjuk 10:10 bukan 2:30 ker..5:45 ker..tapi 10:10...kenape???...cam ni sebab dier..


Ader yang mengatakan itu waktu kematian Abraham Lincoln dan John F Kennedy..tue yang tak pasti..yang pasti dan benar..menurut TIMEX..jarum jam diletakkan pada 10:10 kerana untuk mengelakkan jarum menutup logo jam tersebut..




kemudian ia umpama jam tersebut senyum pada 10:10.. see kat atas tue...SMILE!!!.

it is also called a creative standard time industries...the standard time is 10:10 and 36 second exactly..

like most manufacturer says..they like to see their product smile at you..make sense...

so no more wonder yer...itula sebabnyer..

p/s:bang Mazidul sorry tak dapat nk comment kat blog...tenet ader probla..huhuhu..

Monday, October 12, 2009

Pelik Tapi Benar..

Salam Semua..
hari ini saya amat bersyukur...kenepe??
sebab walau macamana pun negara kiter ni susah..
tapi masih bule menggunakan trasport kiter..
sebaik yang mungkin..
hehehehe..
jom kiter tengok yer..
gelak jangan tak gelak..

Uncle ni nak niaga kat mana?..
cam jah jer perjalanan dier..

nasib baik bunga..

ker ambik tender wangikan bandar kak..

orang makan angin ker ...

ikan makan angin...

selamba tak???


gian nak main hula hoop ker..

hehehe...

jarak motosikal yang selamat..

kalau akseden sure selamat...

hehehe...

david copperfield pun tak bule nak buat cam ni...

aksi silap mata atas moto ka bang..

motor bawak ayam ker...

ayam yang bawak motor..

hehehe...

uncle bawak telur???

nasib baik bukan telur pak jako..

hehehe..

kalau kat Malaysia cam ni...

sian nak kene samak all the way..

kiter lagi kesian kat H1N1 tue..

Perasaan Kita sebagai Manusia..

Salam Semua..
manusia semua ader perasaan...
baik anak..
mak..
ayah..
adik bradik..
ipar - duai..
kawan opis..
semua ader perasaan..
tapi paling susah nak jaga adalah perasaan diri..
nak jaga perasaan diri agar tak timbul perasaan lain yang kurang selesa..
marah..
cemburu..
sakit ati..
bengang...
you name it...
semua ader...
tapi kekadang...keadaan yang buat kiter rase cam tue..
niat takder pun...
bile mate dah nampak..
telinga dah dengar..
ati???
nak kate aper..
ati nak diam...
please...
tak de maknernyer..
salah saper...
diri sendiri atau pihak ke - 2 yang menyebabkan perasaan tue timbul...
LU PIKIRLA SENDIRI...
kiter??
dah tahap pasrah...
tawakal...berdoa jerla...
ari2 agar keadaan cepat berubah...
mujur suami memahami...
ni yang buat i lap u cayang..
huhuhu...
hubby kat JBla...
balik malam karang..
huwaaaa....

At Last.....

Salam semua..
at last...
hari ni dalam sejarah...
berjaya melepasi kubu MOH..
ekekeke..
dah kempunan nk update blog..
nak - nak..
comment blog abang mazidul...
huhuhu...
banyak ilmu terlepas seh...
guy....
I'M BACK....
HEHEH..

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Advantages Of Being A Woman..

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.





16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
So lepas ni jangan la plak ader jejake nak guna alasan ni jadi perempuan yer...it doesn't work that way...ekeke..
i dun know when is woman day...but very proud to be a woman...


Friday, October 2, 2009

What is Tsunami..

kiter dok gempar pasal gempa bumi di Padang..
bak kater abang Mazidul.."Pe-deng"...ekeke..
kiter terlupa akan jiran lagi satu yang terkene tempias gempa bumi ni..
Kepulauan Samoan...
mereka kene tsunami..
saya pun terfikir...
ape itu tsunami sebenarnya..
dan how it happend..
ni saya quote daripada matlumat yang saya jumpa..
jom kiter lihat..
Tsunami (ζ΄₯ζ³’ bahasa Jepun ombak besar di pelabuhan, Kunrei-shiki: Tunami), sering kali disalah takrifkan sebagai gelombang pasang surut (tidal wave), merupakan satu siri ombak yang berlaku selepas gempa bumi (dalam laut), tanah runtuh, aktiviti gunung berapi, letupan, atau hentaman meteor dalam atau berhampiran laut. Tenaga setiap tsunami adalah tetap, fungsi ketinggiannya dan kelajuannya. Dengan itu, apabila gelombang menghampiri pantai, ketinggiannya meningkat sementara kelajuannya menurun. Gelombang tersebut bergerak pada kelajuan tinggi, hampir tidak disedari apabila melintasi air dalam, tetapi meningkat kepada ketinggian 30 meter atau lebih. Tsunamis boleh menyebabkan kerosakan teruk pada kawasan persisiran pantai dan kepulauan.

Kebanyakan bandar di sekitar Lautan Pasifik, terutamanya di Jepun tetapi juga di Hawaii, mempunyai sistem amaran dan prosedur pemindahan sekiranya tsunami yang serius berlaku. Tsunami boleh dijangka dengan pelbagai institusi seismologi di sekeliling dunia dan perkembangannya dipantau melalui satelit.
Bukti menunjukkan tidak mustahil berlakunya megatsunami, yang disebabkan oleh sebahagian besar pulau mendak ke dalam laut.
Kini, lebih ramai orang dibunuh oleh tsunami daripada gempa bumi.



dan ini adalah panduan untuk mengahadapi bencana tersebut yer..
Ada beberapa panduan jika anda berhadapan dengan tsunami. Maklumat ini mungkin boleh menyelamatkan nyawa anda dan orang lain. Jika anda mendengar amaran kehadiran tsunami maka, pindahkan keluarga anda ke zon yang lebih jauh. Bergerak dengan teratur, tenang dan cara yang selamat. Patuhi arahan pihak berkuasa dan pemantau kecemasan.
Jika anda di pantai atau berhampiran laut dan terasa bumi bergegar, maka segera ke kawasan lebih tinggi tanpa perlu menunggu amaran kehadiran tsunami. Jauhi, pantai, tepi laut, sungai dan saliran yang bercantum ke laut.

Lazimnya kita masih boleh bertindak sebelum tsunami sampai ke pantai. Anda juga dilarang pergi ke pantai untuk menyaksikan tsunami.

Selain itu, bangunan tinggi dan hotel turut dibina di kawasan rendah di sepanjang pantai. Justeru, jika berlaku tsunami, naik ke tingkat atas bangunan berkenaan. Jangan sekali-kali berada dalam rumah atau bangunan kecil bila ada amaran kemunculan tsunami.
Jika ada dalam bot, jangan sekali-kali balik ke pangkalan. Kehadiran tsunami mampu mengakibatkan kemusnahan serius di pelabuhan dan pangkalan. Hubungi pihak berkuasa pangkalan atau pelabuhan bagi mengetahui keadaan sebelum anda bercadang pulang ke sana
berikut merupakan pesanan khidmat masyarakat dari saya...ekeke...
until the next entry yer..

Jamuan Raya Bahagian Khidmat Pengurusan..

Hari ni Jumaat 2 Oktober 2009..
Bahagian Khidmat Pengurusan ..
Kementerian Kesihatan Malaysia telah mengadakan Majlis Silaturrahim Aidilfitri 2009..
diadakan di Dewan Serbaguna KKM...
Meriah seh...
makan...makan...and makan lagi...
heheh...

Ni semua staf saya...
@ kawan - kawan saya...
kerja berpasukan ...
semua dah jadi kawan...
ni ader lagi...
ader lagi jamuan..tapi kene tunggula..
Jamuan Hari Raya Peringkat Kementerian plak...
okey...until the next entry..

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Renovation or Evolusion???

Ni nak citer skit pasal renovation...
renovate aper??
renovate muker..
Abang Mazidul ader buat entry pasal ubahsuai muke..
ramai yang bagi pendapat..
bernas serta menarik..
luahan hati masing - masing...
but we can't help it...
the technology nowadays is too advance it evolve around us until one tend to do more beyond expectation..
masee nila jumper...hidung plastik..
dagu kolegen..
pipi naik..
breast silika..
bila teknologi berubah maju..
orang pun turut berubah maju..
semua nak maju..
hidung dimaju jadi mancung..
pipi dimaju jadi gebu..
breast dimaju jadi besar ke depan..
tue orang perempuan..
orang lelaki...
ader gak yang turut maju..
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perut maju ke depan...
ekekeke...
sekarang faham aper itu
renovation..evolution..

Piring Terbang..

Ni nak citer skit ni pasal budak bertuah ni..
bangun pagi - pagi dah excited nak naik piring terbagn dier..
ekekeke...
sila tengokla..

Bangun pagi - pagi dah nak naik...
pandai kiter dukung dier..
dier tolak badan ke bawah seolah - olah nak turun naik kete..
aper lagi masukkan pada 'piring terbang' dier..
bukan main suka..
last - last...penat...
ngantok balik..
nenes nak tido balik..
ekekeke...
itulah anak saya...
walaupun comot skit...
tetap menjadi pujaan di HATI MAMA DAN AYAH..